17 Hilarious Facts to Understand A Real Nigerian

When we talk about Nigerians, everything is wonderful as it is. Unique in nature, incredible in stance, and superior in actions. If you are looking for a real definition of a nigerian fellow, take a look at what only real nigerians do.


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Only real Nigerians:

1. check the expiry date of gala after eating it.

2. Only real nigerians Go to church with extension box and BB (blackberry) charger -- charging in his presence.

3. Only real nigerians update on BBM "about to cross the road", get hit by a car and still update "dying things"

4. Only real nigerians say an opening prayer at a night club

5. Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match.

6. Only real nigerian go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins. snapping with champagne bottles.

7. Only real nigerian wear sun shades at night.

8. Dressins complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blocking.

9. Only real nigerian count money after withdrawing from an ATM -- we trust no one, not even machines.

10. Wear head warmers at 45 degrees celsius.

11. Call a fat hausa man "Alhaji" and a thin one"Aboki".

12. Travel to china for 2 days and come back with a british accent.

13. Only a real nigerian call all seasoning maggi.

14. Call all noddes indomi.

15. Calls every detergents Omo.

16. Only real nigerian use vaseline as moisturizer.

17. Only real nigerian girls buy vase and boxers for a Val. or birthday gifts.


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