A man in a bar sees a friend at a table,
drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments,
"You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me$50,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months.
No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died,and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months?
How sad." "Then this month," continued,the friend,
"nothing!"
