Romantic Diary of a Side Chick

Diary of a side chick.....

1.The only time he says I love you without any awkward pause is when he's ontop of you.

Yes,he only loves the pleasure he derives from what God has blessed you with.

2. The only time you get 50 missed calls,30 received calls is when you tell him you're coming over and you're just 5min late.

3. He misses almost all important dates in your life and give stupid excuses and by force apologies.(Maybe through text or yahoo chat).

4. If he ever uses you as DP, he adds no status,or he writes LOL, SMH, LMAO.(And you're happy? Ni**a is mocking you)

5. The only picture you have together was picmixed by you.