1. Excessively Drunk Women
– When I was a boy I thought a group of drunk women was the move.
When I go to the club now and see a chick throwing up in the bathroom, I get repulsed.
Who’s mans is this?!
2. All the way turned up
–Why I can hear you in a club on any night is a problem.
It’s loud, there’s loud music, and still I can hear your voice shrieking over the speakers.
Or what about those women who can’t control their volume when their drunk and try and talk in your ear but they’re screaming?
3. Negative Women
– These women think everything is wack.
“How about this lovely 80 degree weather today?”
“This is wack, why these girls think it’s ok to be wearing their open toes?!”
– They hate waiting.
They are the type to tell you to let them know when you have arrived at the restaurant so they can leave their house.
They have cavities on each side of their mouth from sucking their teeth so much.
5. Teen Spirit Women: Waiting to be entertained
– These are the ones who are rimming the club waiting for the party to jump off.
They bring nothing to the party, but will call it wack because it didn’t turn into a bashment.
Although, they didn’t come to dance anyway.
6. Random hair cuts or attempts to go natural
– Have you ever seen that look a man has when he’s been caught cheating?
It is NOTHING compared to meeting up with his boo and she decided to cut all her hair off.
Your hair was down to the middle of your back yesterday, but now you sporting a Kobe fro.
We will not be partying like it’s 1999 boo.